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lunarianpyrate: “Hey you guys. We don’t need petitions to have Christian Bale come to CO. We don’t need people telling us about their opinion on gun control. WE NEED MEDICAL STAFF AND BLOOD. If you want to help, PLEASE put this other stuff aside for a few days and use your statuses and your personage to go out and give blood.
The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The...– Roger Ebert (via flowersofthecity)
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LIFE GOES ON, MAN: Open Letter to Tyler Oakley and... →
lalondes: Dear Tyler Oakley, Daniel Tosh, and like-minded dudes, You don’t get it. You just don’t get it. In theory, you’re not incapable of getting it - after all, not making light of violent crime is a fairly low rung on the decent human being ladder - but you have made it clear that…
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